RECIPE FOR BRINGING BACK THE DEAD

1. One human body, freshly dead
2. Salt-2 lbs.
3. One brave male to eat the flesh after a 3-day fast.
4. 6 females to plant sperm into. Unmarried is best.
5. Option: Have sex with one female and freeze the rest for next year's child of same conscious light. Females, please do not see a man with 6 or 5 wives as someone who is "cheating". After all, the return investment is one child per sowing of male seed. The more children, the more help a female has. Furthermore, these children will be special, because they will be born of water and the residual spirit as found in the former body. By violence to self, everyone will be getting back into the Kingdom of God, as Jesus said.

Directions: Brave male should weigh self. The dead body should also be weighed, so when the body is eaten, crap will be produced by living male. Weigh the crap. The crap should weigh as much as the body when first eaten. By this, you will know that the dead are through the brave man who is then to have sex with six women to help raise and fish for the man or woman who has recently died.

The brave man should wait six days before having sex. He should not masturbate before eating the dead, however, to ensure that the next light he will bring up will be that of the soul "light" of the dead person. He should begin eating the cooked brain and end with feet. The pearls of sperm are not to be cast before swine. That is, sperm should be sent into the caring "nets" of the female fishermen. When the male is done mating, let someone else try to emulate this experiment of love with another group.

The females should be of young, childbearing age. Eighteen okay. Fifteen is ideal Should have agrarian jobs growing vegetables. Sciences to be pursued or other career. Questions? Body parts should be cooked at 375 Fahrenheit for 2 hours. Heart and Brain are most important for maximum memory acquisition in the recovered newborn child. Don't' cook dead body all at once. But the sooner you eat all, the sooner you can go back to regular diet.

After sexual encounter with those ready females, wait nine months for results. In nine months, the dead should come back as a newborn child, six times over. "The fields are white for the harvest!" Jesus Said. But we've been harvesting wrong! You don't bury the fruit of the dead; you eat it and then replant within a week. Conquering death is what Jesus was all about. Now do it!